Nice little IRC quotes volume 1

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what should i get for lunch
i have $4
8 packs of ramen and a 3 dollar hooker

haha i love when people start telling you stuff like you care when you actually don’t and you don’t pay attention, and then when they finish they ask for your opinion/advice and you just say “oh yea i totally agree”
oh yeah, i totally agree

random girl: hey!
me: …hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don’t want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye

Don’t type so fast. This channel looks like Tetris level 50

if i was ever playing hide and go seek I would want Anne Frank on my team.

everyone freeze, this is an irc stickup. don’t move or i’ll DoS ya. gimme all the voice
don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me!
*** ZorbaTHut sets mode: +v lordpil

  • lordpil runs away with the voice
    *** Parts: lordpil
    damn! he took our voice

rhys_rhaven: I have pictures…thousands of them. but most are art…i got katies harddrive.
rhys_rhaven: …
overlord_overkill2007: ah i se
rhys_rhaven: i dont understand how she can walk into a church
rhys_rhaven: tons, and tons, of slash
rhys_rhaven: gay guys, gay guys fucking, gay porn stories, guys on guys, guys kissing.
overlord_overkill2007: ewww
rhys_rhaven: guys humping guys, female ass domination, guy slaves, butt sex,
overlord_overkill2007: ewwwwwwww
rhys_rhaven: oh it gets worse. she has no file structure!!!
rhys_rhaven: what kind of sick woman doesnt organize her files?!!!
Daniel: EWWWWWWWW

in maths today we found out that 1+3+3+7 = 14
so therefore 1337 = 14
so anyone who speeks 1337 is 14

mort de lol tetris lvl 50

et

euhh… ma mere me dis d’arreter…

Oh oui, je suis totalement d’accord avec toi 8)

looool
la même plus le court de mate avec elite !!! trop mdr !!!

random girl: hey! me: ...hi? me: who is this? random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace random girl: ur hot me: thanks random girl: np me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her me: what should I do? random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing me: oh alright me: I have to go me: my mom is kicking me off me: bye
AxelTerizaki"] in maths today we found out that 1+3+3+7 = 14 so therefore 1337 = 14 so anyone who speeks 1337 is 14
Pas mieux :)

et sinon je suis totalement d’accord avec toi axel !